Hermit Humour :) - An Old Irish Joke in Primitive Irish

An Old Irish Joke in Primitive Irish (translation by David Stifter)

 

Transliteration

Tengwās īwerijonākā
Tut raddassodd trīs dītrebākī dīslondetun do bitū.
Tēgoddit in wāssākan do atareregiyī esyan kenutan writ dēwan.
Bāddar kina labarātun writ alaliyan qos qennan blēdaniyās.
Issit andan esset bīrt wiras dī ēbis writ alaliyan diyas blēdniyas: "mati ad tāyomas."
Bowet samali qos qennan blēdaniyās.
"Issit mati sodesin," esset bīrt aliyas uiras.
Bāddar andan ēran sodesū qos qennan blēdaniyās.
"Tongū wo mō brattan," esset bīrt trissas uiras, "ma nīt lēggītar kiyunessus do mū, imbit gabiyū wāssākan oliyan dū swi."

Old Irish (Sengoídelc) version

Tríar manach do·rat díultad dont ṡaegul.
Tíagait i fásach do aithrigi a peccad fri día.
Bátar cen labrad fri araile co cenn blíadnae.
Is and as·bert fer diib fri araile dia blíadnae, "Maith at·taam," olse.
Amein co cenn blíadnae.
"Is maith ón," ol in indara fer.
Bátar and íar suidiu co cenn blíadnae.
"Toingim fom aibit," ol in tres fer, "mani·léicthe ciúnas dom co n-imgéb in fásach uile dúib."

Modern Irish (Gaeilge) version (by Dennis King)

Triúr manach a thug diúltú don saol.
Téann siad ins an fhásach chun aithrí a dhéanamh ina gcuid peacaí roimh Dhia.
Bhí siad gan labhairt lena chéile go ceann bliana.
Ansin dúirt fear díobh le fear eile bliain amháin ina dhiaidh sin, "Táimid go maith," ar seisean.
Mar sin go ceann bliana.
"Is maith go deimhin," arsa an dara fear.
Bhí siad ann ina dhiaidh sin go ceann bliana.
"Dar m'aibíd," arsa an treas fear, "mura ligeann sibh ciúnas dom fágfaidh mé an fásach uile daoibh!"

English version (by Dennis King)

Three holy men turned their back on the world.
They went into the wilderness to atone for their sins before God.
They did not speak to one another for a year.
At the end of the year, one of them spoke up and said, "We're doing well."
Another year went by the same way.
"Yes we are," said the next man.
And so another year went by.
"I swear by my smock," said the third man, "if you two won't be still I'm going to leave you here in the wilderness!
Source: http://www.smo.uhi.ac.uk/sengoidelc/donncha/tm/ilteangach/